| Sing Along about Floyd the Fornicator |
Floyd
the fornicator lives in (--pan?)
Floyd the fornicator preaches the word
The biggest hypocrite you ever heard
Floyd The fornicator has a plan
Floyd the fornicator has sticky hands
Floyd got himself a big-screen TV
Right out of the collection plate from you and me.
Floyd the fornicator married four times
Floyd the fornicator does not mind
Floyd the fornicator has many wives
Floyd the fornicator thinks he is wise.
Floyd the fornicator got free land
Floyd the fornicator yes he can
He stayed around till everyone died
He stole the property that was their pride.